Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this...
Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...