Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,”...
Skiing season training
|Ski season is almost here! Hence, the following list of Exercises to get you...
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...