The 9 Types of Girlfriends
Ms. Nice Guy – “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have”Also...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...