Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Why cant black women become nuns?
Why can’t black women become nuns?They can’t say superior after mother.
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
An honest lawyer
|An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business...