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What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
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The Y2K Blonde!
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Real Men
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I’ll trust you that you paid
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Watch real baseball
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A precise location
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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
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Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...