ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
US Air Force Humor!
“Squawks” are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....