Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It’s a FLAW, Dammit, not...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...