A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
Boy Sees Elephant
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...