Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...