Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts:1) I will have a cup of...
On Sale Now!
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer...
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...