A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Happy Happy
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?