Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
When white man found this land, Indians were running it…
When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Love According to Kids
Why PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE”One of the people has freckles and so he finds...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...
A Blonde Question.
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said,...