A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than…
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...