What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...