Stevie Wonder\’s Wife
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he.
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...