Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Really cute one.
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...