Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life?
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life? Figuring out which...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Why Life can not be like Star Trek
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog…
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...