Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
My boy(s) Leroy!
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News II
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IIGood: Your son studies a lot in his...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...