Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...