Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
My feminine side
Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...