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The Golden Urinal
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Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and...
10 Husbands
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Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...
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It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
Two Kinds Of Men
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A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
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Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...