A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
Farm jokes 08
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Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...