Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
The Letter D Pulls Out
The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...