Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...