Ear
Little Johnny was in a spelling bee in class. He had to spell the...
At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In...
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...