Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
The Vegas Trip!
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...