Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Solve Indian puzzles
|An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave...