Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...