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Avoid While Waiting For Date
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Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
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A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
When to slap a midget?
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Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...