What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...