You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis…
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. Onenotices...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...