Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Don’t take any chances
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New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.