Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
Oh la la!
A couple’s having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables...
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!