Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Had any accidents?
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90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Lovely gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...