Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...