Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Famous Beer Quotes!
Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years…I feel sorry for...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion...
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...