Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...