10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
White Gown?
A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a...
This young lady, a flighty young thing…
This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin...
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance…
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...