A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...
Thinnest Books
The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton The Amish Phone Directory Mike Tyson’s Guide...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...