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Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Saving Up
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What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Using nails on a house
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I’m Cured!
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20 truths about men
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How Specs Live Forever
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Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....