Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Top 10 McGreevey jokes
TOP 10 McGreevey jokes…. 10 NJ state bird – swallow. 9 New Jersey Turnpike...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Least Popular Halloween Handouts
Spinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing Taffy Metamucil in a straw Ex-Lax Brownies Caramel...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...