Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
A big accident
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in...
Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...