Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his…
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married…
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every...