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M&M Evolution theory
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Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...
Thoughts from work
|Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught...
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Say That Again
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of...