I want to take money with me
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Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...
More tail.
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with...
The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...
New scientific theories I
New scientific theories4th RunnerUp– The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation....
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...