You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Best advice possible
Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...