The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
The Bachelor Diet
The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast – Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!