My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...