Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...