Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...