Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...